I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
please don't ironically join a cult
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