it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
