You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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