i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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