we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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