Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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