What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Do plants get herpes?
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