1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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