so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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