No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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