Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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