Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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