So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
where am i from again
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
