If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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