i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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