Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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