If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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