So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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