i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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