Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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