You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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