absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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