Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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