I just cut my nipple shaving
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Shame is for Republicans.
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