I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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