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(859): View more from Kentucky

Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt

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And?

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?

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(208): View more from Idaho

Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me

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(+27): View more from South Africa

I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?

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(316): View more from Kansas

I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”

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