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• (650): View more from California

  So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?

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  No its what 21 year olds are made for

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• (518): View more from New York

  Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.

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• (310): View more from California

  If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Ben's a prick.

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  What Ben are you talking about?

  (404): View more from Georgia

  All the bens across all the lands

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much

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• (914): View more from New York

  You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event

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• (209): View more from California

  It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.

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