I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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