So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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