Ambien. No doubt about it.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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