google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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