there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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