He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
