he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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