I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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