I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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