she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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