i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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