He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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