they need to just BURY HIM!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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