ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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