we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Randomize
