He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
