would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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