It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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