Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
And then he peed in my hair
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