party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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