I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You need Xanax blowdarts
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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