Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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