one word: firstdatebathroomanal
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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